how would you describe your cock?
how would you describe your cock?
i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
Hello guys! We’re coming out with another giveaway because our store is doing much better than we anticipated! Thank you all for helping us out so far.
This giveaway will be hosted by our store - Circusdoll on storenvy. We sell cosplay wigs, costumes, accessories, as well as lolita and casual wear shoes and wigs.
What you can win:
- A Free! Jacket of your choice, any size, any style!
- You will also win one wig from our store, a pair of shoes and a dress.
- Also $150 towards whatever else you would like from our store.
- Obviously, we can work something out if you don’t wear dresses or boots!
- There will be TWO lucky winners! So everything up there will be going to TWO individuals!
- You must be following me and Kitty.
- We will choose the winners using a random generator which will pick two numbers for us.
- Only reblogs count, only reblog ONCE. You may like for reference.
- We ship worldwide!
- You must be able to give us your address, and must have ask box open!
- No giveaway blogs!
Thank you and goodluck! This will end on July 28th! (OR when we get 15K notes!)
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it
they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it
Adam Hills discussing Paddy Power’s Oscar Pistorius advert.
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
Basically how the Oscars went down.
transparent lil shit that happens to be available as a pop up for your lovely blog [install here]
if you are going to use it please reblog or like :D
you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
you mean to tell me
that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB
AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS
the three p’s
- pfall out boy
"That’s what people bippity-boppity-DO!"
I have the artistic talent of a month old fetus, but I decided to use pixlr to have fun. My hand hurts.
Hello hiatus my old friend
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.